Anna Nicole Smith
— herself
Jason London
— Evan
Alexis Arquette
— Champagne Anna
Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
— Fredrico
Barney Cheng
— Harvey / Mr. Ling
Alanna Ubach
— Emme
Larry Gelman
— Sam
Jason Boggs
— Butchie
Freez Luv
— Detective Peters
Kathryn Joosten
— Erma
Crystal Kwon
— Monique
Tim Meadows
— Dave
Christian Keiber
— Detective Becker
Megan Cavanagh
— Megan
Kiralee Hayashi
Howard K. Stern
Manny Jimenez Jr.
Johnny Williams
Arturo Gil
— Eenie Anna
Mark Alfa
Irina Maleeva
Noel Gugliemi
— Capone