Aaron Brooks
— Detective Franky New-Guinea
Dustin Milligan
— Detective Reverend Grizzly Night-Bear
Amanda Crew
— Izzy Fontaine
David Cubitt
— Dominic Kincaid
Reece Thompson
— Kyle Night-Bear
Tom Scholte
— The Chief
David James Lewis
— John Johnderson
Viv Leacock
— Billy O'Fitzsullivan
Jay Brazeau
— Mayor W. Whilhelm Douglas
Blu Mankuma
— L. Donald Bramante
Garwin Sanford
— News Anchor
Zak Santiago
— Emcee
Ali Liebert
— Field Reporter
Ashleigh Gryzko
— Lorraine
Daniel Boileau
— Ratface