A.J. Richards
— Gary
Rita Gutowski
— Maris
Terry J. Lipko
— Bud
Barbara Katz-Norrod
— Mrs. Martinak
Matthew Jason Walsh
— Ozzy
Lisa Neeld
— Bedelia
James L. Edwards
— Gerald Rivers
Jennifer Mullen
— Slutty Metal Chick
Tom Hoover
— Male Paramedic
Bill Morrison
— TV Technician
Ron Bonk
— TV Technician
J.R. Bookwalter
— Gerald Rivers Announcer
Ariauna Albright
— Woman on TV (voice)