Sid Caesar
— George Norton
Robert Ryan
— Charley Barker
Anne Baxter
— Margo Foster Kane
Kay Medford
— Ma Norton
Jan Murray
— Murray Foster
Richard Pryor
— Whittaker
Arlene Golonka
— Bobbi Brody
Charles McGraw
— Fred Harwell
Ben Blue
— Felix Rose
Dom DeLuise
— Kurt Brock
Bill Dana
— Archie Brody
Godfrey Cambridge
— Mike
Marty Ingels
— Willie
Walt Davis
— Bit Cop
Larry Gelman
— Board Member
Don Brodie
— Board Member
George Jessel
— Mr. Fessel
Mickey Deems
— Cop No.1
Paul Wexler
— Mr. Merriwether
Marina Koshetz
— Marcia Woshikowski
Norman Bartold
— Board Member
Mike Wagner
— Board Member
Choo Choo Collins
— Woman #1