Marvellous

Toby Jones

— Neil Baldwin

Gemma Jones

— Mary

Tony Curran

— Lou Macari

Nicholas Gleaves

— Rev Mark

Greg McHugh

— Malcolm

Jordan Murphy

— Laino

Oliver Ashworth

— Bomber

Liam Ainsworth

— Pete

Steven Cree

— Rev McCoist

Mona Goodwin

— Elaine

Paul Hunter

— Ringmaster

Pal Aron

— Mr Saeed

Michael Fox

— Registrar

Jacqueline Redgewell

— Doris

Toby DeCann

— Paddy

Jack Wilkinson

— Richard

Brennan Reece

— Alan

Gary Lineker

— Himself

Uriah Rennie

— Himself

Norman Barrett

— Himself

Paul Bell

— Lorry Driver

Ben Abell

— House of Commons Security

David Robinson

— Stoke City fan

Ken Dodd

— Himself