Blake Harper
— Detective Joe Domino
Thomas Lloyd
— the Animus
J.J. Bond
— Opium Boy
David Bradley
— Phil
Tommy Cruise
— Y2K Investment Expert
Brad Davis
— Bill
Tanner Hayes
— Interrogation Boy
Peter Logan
— Jealous Boyfriend
Duncan Mills
— Anacieto
Dave Nelson
— Mr. Biceps
Zach Richards
— Officer Huston
Jack Simmons
— Captain Leroy
Tommy Lord
— Howard Vandervelt
Reina Rica
— Brainy Girl
Melissa del Llano
— Self
Kevin Glover
— Newscaster
Hairnetta
— Yin
Jake
— Poster Hawker
Dean Maxwell
— Pat Pong
Mrs. Porn
— the Hot Rocks Woman
Coco Reeves
— Yang
Elizabeth St. Claire
— Patricia Vandervelt
Ilsa Strix
— Dawn Crack
Katey Why?
— Enthusiastic Girl