Goldie Glitters
— Tricia Nixon
Richard Koldewyn
— Pope Paul VI (as Scrumbly Koldewyn)
Sylvester
— Coretta Scott King / Delegate from Uma Guma
Steven Arnold
— Joan Kennedy
Frank Bourquin
— Mrs. Cox, Sr.
Pristine Condition
— Rose Kennedy
Dusty Dawn
— Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tomata Du Plenty
— Hazel the Maid
Anton Dunnigan
— Eartha Kitt
John Flowers
— Phyllis Diller
Marga Gómez
— Indira Gandhi
Chris Kilo
— Rev. Billy Graham
Michael J. Lyons
— Prince Charles
Link Martin
— Madame Nu
Johnny McGowan
— Jackie Onassis / Bridesmaid
Milton Miron
— Announcer / BB Rebozo (as Sebastian)
Marshall Olds
— Edward Cox, the groom
Kreemah Ritz
— President Nixon
John Rothermel
— Mamie Eisenhower
Lendon Sadler
— Mahalia Jackson / Bridesmaid
Michael Shane
— Lady Bird Johnson
Pamela Tent-Carpenter
— Golda Meir / Bridesmaid
Steven Walden
— Queen Elizabeth II / Bridesmaid
Daniel Ware
— Martha Mitchell
Roger Webster
— David Eisenhower
Martin Worman
— Sen. George Murphy
Bobby Cameron
— Patricia Nixon