Burt Ward
— St. Dick Murphy
Linnea Quigley
— Kathleen
Tracy Dali
— Christy
Richard Gabai
— Jerry
Kent Burden
— Theo
Jeff Bowser
— Zoomer
Tricia Stewart-Shiu
— Theresa
Karynmarie DePalma
— Melanie
Maureen LaVette
— Mrs. Murphy
Larissa Collins
— Sister Romona
James R. Sweeney
— Bishop Haughness
Michelle Bauer
— Miss Bush
Johnathon Gorman
— Leonard Klappner
Catherine McGuinness
— Sister Felicia
Spridle Esponda
— Pregnant Nun
Christopher Dempsey
— Derek
Leslie Mann
— "Squiggle" Girl
Rajnish Babakan
— The Checks - Guitar, Vocals
Marc Silverberg
— The Checks - Bass, Vocals
Casey Fleming
— The Checks - Drums, Vocals
Rebecca Suillen
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Christina Harkey
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Jamie Peterson
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Melodee Lubman
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Stella Cherry
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Tamara Marsh
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Pam Herbert
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Andrea Cusimano
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Lorna Wolf
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
Danielle Mistak
— The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"