Bill the Galactic Hero

James Miller

— Bill

Devon Wycoff

— Deathwish Drang

Jesse Lee Pacheco

— Sixth Class Tembo

Kaitlin McManus

— Bowb Brown / Sgt. Ferkel

Eddy Jordan

— X / Pinkteron

Hayden Winston

— Chaplain / Laundry Officer

Brittany Handler

— 1st Class Spleen

Nick Wagner

— Old Sarge / Corp. DeSalius

Shayn Herndon

Alex Richard

— Floor plan thief

Bradley Allf

— Deplanned outlaw

Lily Grisafi

— Eager Beaver

Pablo Kjolseth

— The emperor

Anneka Kumli

— Mother / Officer 1

Susan Sebanc

— All robots (voice)

Frank Vidana

— Surgeon