Mark Wells
— Leopold
Drew Seeley
— Stearns
Dave Barry
— Dave
Megan West
— Secretary
Tammy Dahlstrom
— Lenore
Carlos Ponce
— Steve
John Cleese
— Noted Behavioral Scientist / Noted Doctor / Leading Social Scientist / Leading Orthopedic Surgeon
Lochlyn Munro
— Roger
Ron Madoff
— Visigoth
Dan Marino
— Dan Marino