Michael Lembeck
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Dennis Quaid
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Philip Casnoff
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Fran Drescher
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David Huddleston
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Rosanna Arquette
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Dale Robinette
— Irvington
John Reilly
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Vincent Bufano
— De Neckin
Jim Greenleaf
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Peter Marc Jacobson
— Steinberg
Julius Harris
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Robert Trebor
— Rabbi Blowitz
Lou Wagner
— Federman
Mark Deming
— Lobster Newburg
DeWayne Jessie
— Sweet Moe
Douglas Dirkson
— Bible Looie
Curt Ayers
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Richard Beauchamp
— Ramirez
Steve Bonino
— Batshit
Deborah Richter
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Lisa Shure
— Vicki
Rudy Diaz
— Indian Joe
Janet Sarno
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Glenn Super
— Dracula Kesselman
Judith Drake
— Big Bertha
Robert Elston
— Mr. Kramer
Four Scott
— Kramer's Son
Shirley Gunther
— Mrs. Walrus
Fred Hinds
— 7 Year Old Boy