Robert Loggia
— Sheriff Wilson
Charles Durning
— Santa Claus
Tony Todd
— God
Dustin Diamond
— Oliver Jaffe
Wilson Jermaine Heredia
— Satan
Rachael Robbins
— Leslie Van Houten
Suzi Lorraine
— Candy Van Houten
Ken Del Vecchio
— Judge DeMitro
Melantha Blackthorne
— Susan Van Houten
Seregon O'Dassey
— Rosalie Van Houten
Jamie White
— Patricia Van Houten
Dennis L.A. White
— Chris Walker
Deirdre Lorenz
— Carly
Rich Lounello
— Frank Frisch
Arthur Colombino
— White Jesus
S.J. Hannah
— Black Jesus