Kristara Barrington
— China Lee
Nick Niter
— Captain Jack / Cocky
Desiree Lane
— Claire
Francois Papillon
— James / Marlon Crisco
Jimmy Starr
— Mr. Brown / Gonad the Barbarian
Dorothy Onan
— Mrs. Brown / His Mistress
Rocky Balboa
— Mr. Frazier
Shone Taylor
— Grocery Boy / Bobo the Clown
Steve Powers
— Dirty Old Man
Crystal Breeze
— Lisette
Karen Summer
— Self
Gary Gordon
— Zebra Man
Dan T. Mann
— Larry