Yuri Lowenthal
— Van Von Hunter
Heather Marie Marsden
— Holly O'Hara
Steven Calcote
— Director Steven Calcote
Lucas Bridgeman
— NYC Crew #1
Stu Levy
— Self
Ron Kaulfersch
— Self
Chris Buford
— Urinal Man #1
Amy Calcote
— Beth Hermana
Benjamin Chan
— Sound Engineer
Colleen Crosby
— Count Disdain's Mother
Shawn Crosby
— Sir Nigel Crosby
Louis Csontos
— Toilet Man
Matt Graziano
— NYC Crew #2
Marc Honorof
— Blah Vampire
Marie Keheian
— Barista
Bill Josey
— Willem 'Bill' Jossie
Yoshi Tomo Kaneda
— Akira Minekura
Noam Levy
— Professor Stern
Daisuke Kinouchi
— Daisuke 'Dice'
David Milano
— Ogre
Sho Matsuhashi
— Self
Natsumi Miyazaki
— Sponsor Narrator
Benjamin Sadipe
— French Photographer
Travis Stevens
— Patrick
Yehuda Shirit
— Limo Driver
Aska Tun
— Notetaker
Jeremy Ross
— Studio Guard
Mike Schwark
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