Wilfrid Brambell
— Albert Steptoe
Harry H. Corbett
— Harold Steptoe
Carolyn Seymour
— Zita Steptoe
Arthur Howard
— Albert, the Vicar
Victor Maddern
— Chauffeur
Fred Griffiths
— Barman
Joan Heath
— Mrs. Smith
Fred McNaughton
— Mr. Smith
Lon Satton
— Pianist
Patrick Fyffe
— Arthur
Patsy Smart
— Mrs Hobbs
Mike Reid
— Compere
Alec Mango
— Hotel Doctor
Michael Da Costa
— Hotel Manager
Enys Box
— Traffic Warden
Neil Wilson
— Airline Clerk
Bart Allison
— Tramp
Caroline Eves
— Flamenco Dancer
Julian Alonso
— Flamenco Guitarist
Julia Goodman
— Lady Courier
Vivien Lloyd
— Bride
Gary Wraight
— Baby
Selina Becket
— Baby
Richard Atherton
— Strip Club Steward (uncredited)
Joe Bartlett
— Man (uncredited)
Roy Beck
— Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Jack Berg
— Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Bill Burns
— Customs Official (uncredited)
Maxwell Craig
— Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Grey Eckel
— Strip Club Patron (uncredited)