William Lucas
— Major Fairclough
Kenneth Cope
— Lester Benson
Conrad Phillips
— Tom Jenkins
Patsy Rowlands
— Mrs. Edgecomb
George Mikell
— Paul Verlekt
Burnell Tucker
— Dale Meredith
Anna Carteret
— Gay Jenkins
Vanda Godsell
— Mrs. Jenkins
Gertan Klauber
— Meverhof
Doel Luscombe
— Assistant Commissioner
Peter Zander
— Spankharen
Geoffrey Lumsden
— Army Officer
Ronald Bridges
— Garage Attendant
The Chantells
— Themselves
Kenny Everett
— Himself
Kiki Dee
— Herself