Julie Walters
— Mavis
George Lapham
— Danny
David Rappaport
— Arthur
Robert Kingswell
— Ronnie
Joe Black
— Mavis' Dad
Ken Campbell
— Tim Rickett
Janet Henfrey
— Teacher
John Abineri
— Playwright
Rosalind March
— Sarah
Otto Diamant
— Bruckenhaur
Dan Gregory
— Cyril
Hugo Bower
— German Dentist
Wolf Kahler
— German Interviewer
Bert Parnaby
— Phone Poet
Christopher Ellison
— Telecom Engineer
Malcolm Terris
— Pub Landlord
Charles Pemberton
— Pub Man
Didi Hopkins
— Waitress
Jeanne Doree
— Dad's Neighbour
Tracy Harper
— Blind Phone Freak
Jude North
— Author 'The Kid'
Alex Porwal
— Ambulance Man
Roger McKern
— Policeman
Deborah-Jane Sharpe
— Newscaster
Susan Dowdall
— Passerby
Geoffrey Collins
— Telephone Voice
Arnold Diamond
— Telephone Voice
Henry Stamper
— Telephone Voice
Dave Lee Travis
— DJ - Himself