Lee Ross
— Phil
Charlotte Coleman
— Ros
Ron Donachie
— Big Mac
Andrew Tiernan
— Dog
Alan Stocks
— Tone
Janet McTeer
— Caroline
Trevor Peacock
— Man in Cell
Sandi Toksvig
— Woman in Job Centre
Victor Maddern
— Frankie
Joan Heal
— Binnie
Bob Mason
— Man in Station
Michael O'Hagan
— Police Chief
Ken Sharrock
— Rent Man
John Dair
— Fat Man
Malcolm Sinclair
— Estate Agent
Emma Daniel
— Moonbeam
Anthony Georghiou
— Microcosm
Barbara Thompson
— Sadie
Simon Cadell
— Video Narrator (Voice)
Margaret Clifton
— Lady in Furs
Michael Melia
— Dustman
Sidney Livingstone
— Barman
Eileen Daly
— Stripogram
David Sinclair
— Duty Officer