Andy Dick
— The Slasher (voice)
Mischa Barton
— The Actress
Eric Roberts
— The Mayor
Abigail Wright
— The Reporter
Tori Black
— The Teen Mom
Carlee Baker
— Herself
Barbara Nedeljakova
— Herself
Ashlynn Yennie
— Herself
Dave Bautista
— The Drug Dealer #1
Danny Trejo
— The Drug Dealer #2
Marisa Lauren
— The Stripper
Brooke Hogan
— The Reality Star
Drake Bell
— The Pop Star
Frank Collison
— The KA Leader
Tim Burke
— The Producer
Allison Kyler
— Herself
William Nicol
— CBuzz Host
Jane Noble
— Heiress Mother
Andrew de Burgh
— Waiter
Franklin Ruehl
— Dinner Guest
Amanda Fields
— Masked Slasher
Martin Owen
— Reality Show Director / Agent (Voice) / Critics (Voices) / Man on Street
Elizabeth Morris
— The Heiress
Daniel Sollinger
— Attorney (Voice)
James Heikkila
— Man Outside Party
Louis Dezseran
— Heiress Father
Larry Wrentz
— Camera Man
Simon Nagel
— Man on Street
Cassandra Surina
— Woman on Street