Tom Kiesche
— Captain Hank Garrison
John Posey
— The President
Weetus Cren
— Sergeant Downy
Leila Birch
— Melody Stone
John Brickner
— Private First Class Riggs
Kate Mines
— Alexandra Tartakoff
Jeff Prewett
— Agent Stenson
Roy Abramsohn
— Artichoke Anchor
Victoria Barabas
— Shawn Sanders
Ahmed Best
— News Reporter
Darrell Britt-Gibson
— Other Guy