Kent Osborne
— Kent
Kate Herman
— Suzy Zaleta
Lyndsay Hailey
— Miriam
Steve Little
— Doctor
Joe Swanberg
— Joe
Jennifer Prediger
— Jenny
Matt Winston
— Bodok (voice)
Tom Fitzpatrick
— Patient with Severe Burps
Derek Bevil
— Paramedic
Diana Nguyen
— Paramedic
Fayette Marie
— Nude Swimmer
Julie Maximova
— Nude Swimmer
Phillip Ristaino
— Obsessed Fan of Kent's Panel
John Nania
— Horrific Bike Accident Victim
Jude Swanberg
— Jude
Rich Sturdevant
— Deli Cashier
R. Sky Palkowitz
— I'll Have a Pastrami On Rye
Ashly Burch
— Christine From Housekeeping
Lawrence Michael Levine
— Prison Monster
Sophia Takal
— Public Domain Superhero
Linas Phillips
— Arthur Fonzarelli
Dustin Guy Defa
— Ringo Starr from Caveman
Tipper Newton
— Minnie the Housekeeper
Daniel Schechter
— Bill Cosplay
Evan Mays
— Sensitive Cosplayer
Robert Longstreet
— Hotel Clerk
Joel Huggins
— Room Service Attendant
Max Nikoff
— Russian Emcee
'Weird Al' Yankovic
— "Weird Al" Yankovic
Paulette Osborn
— Kent's Mom