Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

John Bluthal

— Manny Cohen

Joe Lynch

— Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly

Yootha Joyce

— Mrs. Finch

Wendy King

— Rita

Ann Beach

— Bridie

Eddie Byrne

— Father Ignatious

Bernard Stone

— Nathan

David Nettheim

— Rabbi

Ivor Dean

— Bishop Rourke

Bill Maynard

— Larkin

David Kelly

— Murphy

Jerold Wells

— Tramp

Paddy Joyce

— Riley

Vicki Woolf

— Maria

Hilary Farr

— Gina

Steve Plytas

— Swiss Guard

William F. Sully

— Italian Policeman

Peter Denyer

— Lad

Lindsay Marsh

— Hostess

Jill Goldston

— Passerby (uncredited)