Kevin Smith
— Narrator / Larkin Eve
Jason Mewes
— Wes Jameson
Brian O'Halloran
— Elis Heimermann
Marilyn Ghigliotti
— Ali Thomlyn
Matthew Postlethwaite
— Walt Flanagan
Scott Schiaffo
— Don Smith
Ernest O'Donnell
— Sergeant Svenning
Christopher Downie
— Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin
Chris Bain
— Jason Mewes / Jay
Jake Richardson
— Party Marty
Harry Partridge
— Usher (voice)
James D. Rolfe
— Leonard James Nash
Bryan Johnson
— Comic Book Horndog
Kyle Hebert
— Kay Theater Announcer (voice)
Mike Matei
— Festival Programmer
Ryan James
— Cracker Jack / DJ Snowball / Chairback
Sanjeev Kohli
— Dr. Jared Patel
David Klein
— Rental Clerk
Ming Chen
— Comic Book Clerk
Walt Flanagan
— Comic Book Steve
Stephanie Price
— Lisa Spoonauer / Caitlin Bree
Bern Cohen
— Thomas Burke
Nick Cornwall
— Bob Hawk
Mike Zapcic
— Comic Book Dave
Beverly Longhurst
— Grace Smith
John Henry Westhead
— Olaf Dudnik
Grace Smith
— Milk Maid Prime
Frank Powers
— Frank Powers
Frank Powers
— The Narrator / Dispatch (voice)
Robert Hawk
— Moose Jaw Network Interviewer