Theodore Gottlieb
— Carl Clitoris
Terri Hall
— Mermaid
Robert Kerman
— Sy Smegma
Paul Styles
— Rooster Cockswain
Jody Maxwell
— Miss Mayhem
Crystal Sync
— Dora Coxswain
Ian Morley
— Ike White
Zack Norman
— Norm Gingold
Mark Carvel
— Father Tim /Father Kevin
Edward Krane
— Lance Sterling
Ras Kean
— Deputy Dick