Peter Ferdinando
— Tony
Ricky Grover
— Paul
Neil Maskell
— Mike Hemmings
Lorenzo Camporese
— Alex
Vicky Murdock
— Dawn
Ian Groombridge
— Police Inspector
Sam Kempster
— Davey
Lucy Flack
— Prostitute
Ish
— Man in Porno Shop
Eddie Johnson
— Pub Regular
Mike Johnson
— Pub Regular
Darren Lee Jones
— Mick
Greg Kam
— DVD Seller
Jill Keen
— Madam
Ian Kilgannon
— TV Licence Inspector
Mark Mooney
— Sunbed Shop Owner