Paul Whitehouse
— Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown
Charlie Higson
— Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father
Kathy Burke
— Mrs. Ted
Simon Day
— Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy
Paul Bigley
— Short Tom
Arabella Weir
— Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone
Mark Williams
— Confirmed Bachelor
Louise Brill
— Lulu
Eryl Maynard
— Miss Paxman
Simon Roberts
— Cousin Jack
Miranda Richardson
— Henrietta Blough-Pendleton
Gina Bellman
— Henrietta Spain
Catherine Newell
— Arm Wrestling Woman
Fiona Allen
— Dog Barking Woman
Helen Creegen
— Line Dancing Twin
Debbie Stringer
— Line Dancing Twin
Mirian Humphries
— Mrs. Brown
Ollie Peel
— Young Ralph
Angela Lee
— Girl at Party
Donna Ewin
— Girl at Party
Richard Griffiths
— Landowner at Party
Richard Wilson
— Landowner at Party
Saskia Wickham
— Wendy Carter
Colin McFarlane
— Interior Designer
Andrew Livingston
— Farmer
John Thomson
— Vicar