Graeme Blundell
— Alvin Purple / Balls McGee
Alan Finney
— Spike Dooley
Frank Thring
— Fingers
Noel Ferrier
— The Hatchet
Chantal Contouri
— Boobs la Touche
Abigail
— Mae
Gus Mercurio
— Jake
Jon Finlayson
— The Magician
Kris McQuade
— Mandy
Jeff Ashby
— Loopy Snieder
Frank Wilson
— House Detective
Ross Bova
— The Dwarf
Briony Behets
— Girl in Taxi
Arna-Maria Winchester
— Nancy
Clare Balmford
— Employment Clerk
Judy Stevenson
— Housewife
Alan Lee
— Policeman
Candy Raymond
— Girl in Office
Peter Thompson
— Office Manager
Maurie Fields
— Garage Proprietor
Penne Hackforth-Jones
— Woman Cricketer
Debbie Nankervis
— Woman Cricketer
Dina Mann
— Woman Cricketer
Esme Melville
— Cleaning Lady
Nanette Goode
— Women's Umpire
John-Michael Howson
— Bell Boy
Reg Gorman
— Bookmaker
Terry Gill
— Male Barracker
Lindsay Edwards
— Male Baracker
Louis Seater
— Male Cricketer