Amitai Marmorstein
— David Spencer
Patrick Gilmore
— Leslie Handover
Ben Cotton
— Shamus O'Reilly / Jerry
Kacey Rohl
— Olivia 'Satan Spawn' Sue
Peter New
— Donald Dirk
Johannah Newmarch
— Melissa Dirk
Greg Ng
— Interviewer
Scott Patey
— Doug Spencer
Daniel Boileau
— Mr. Donovan
Alastair Gamble
— Chester the Chipmunk
Alistair Abell
— Bartender
Kristina Agosti
— Stacy Smith
Sean Allan
— Reverend Handover
Lyova Beckwitt
— Young Shamus
Graem Beddoes
— Racoon Ray / Ramond Beddoes
Mauri Bernstein
— Kelly Spencer
Reghan Blake
— Blonde
Jeny Cassady
— SFH Director / Jane Johnson
Richard Ian Cox
— Sebastian Mendez / Pinky Winky
Kelsey Gillis
— Brandy
Paula Giroday
— Brunette #1
Craig March
— Tony the Tank Beroni
Scott A. McGillivray
— Shadow Puppet Guy
Stephanie McKenzie
— Brunette #2
Diana Pavlovská
— Tina Handover
France Perras
— Betty Sue
Daven Pitkin
— Child
Ella Pitkin
— Child
Daren Luc Sasges
— Drake
Bonn Smith
— Heckler