Parker Posey
— Mary
Anthony DeSando
— Derrick
Guillermo Díaz
— Leo
Donna Mitchell
— Rene
Liev Schreiber
— Nigel
Omar Townsend
— Mustafa
Sasha von Scherler
— Judy Lindendorf
Lady Bunny
— Itself
Lum Chang Pang
— Policeman
Elizabeth Beer
— Hi-Tech Falafel Vendor
Richard Topol
— Hannah Arendt Buff
C. Francis Blackchild
— Wanda
John Ventimiglia
— Tough Guy
King Mustafa Obafemi
— He-He-Hello Trio
Wendell Daughtery
— He-He-Hello Trio
Teresa Lebron
— He-He-Hello Trio
Timothy Duperron
— An it Twin
Robert Sorce
— An it Twin
Natasha Twist
— Herself
Irma St. Paule
— Mumbling Library Patron
Nicole Bobbitt
— Venus
Marion Rosenfeld
— Maid Marion
Elisa Burchett
— Basscut
Heinrich Zwahlen
— Basscut
Adam Sigel
— Sheepish Library Patron
L.B. Williams
— Howard
Ivon Rosas
— Go Go Boy
Eduardo Quinones
— Go Go Boy
Beth Koules
— Identical Twin Enthusiast
Becky Mode
— Ann