Michael Merchant
— Reggie
Jody Pucello
— Poodle
Trey Harrison
— Dirk
Jennie Russo
— Sadie
David Royal
— Blue
Martha Zemsta
— Beatrice
Niecy Cerise
— Casparella
Wayne W. Johnson
— Saltine Warrior
Mateo Prendergast
— Father
Matt Mendoza
— Brother Chung Lee III
George Cooper
— Black Jesus
Nathan Bonk
— Bruce Wayne
Leon Knob
— Bartender
Wes Reid
— Booster