Jessica Zwolak
— Betty
Debbie Rochon
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Paul Mcginnis
— Tim
Michael Thurber
— Mr. Racquel
Lloyd Kaufman
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Sam Qualiana
— Dutch
Robert Bozek
— Nurse Herbie East
Michael O'Hear
— Detective Bartles
Alexander S. McBryde
— Detective James
Brooke Lewis Bellas
— Voice of the Boobs (voice)
Tim O'Hearn
— Gearz
Julian Dickman
— Tickbite
Brittani Hare
— Sandra DeeDee
Drew Bialy
— Duane
Matthew King
— Mulruney
Sephera Giron
— Madame Selena
Erika Frase
— Cheryl
Roy Frumkes
— Milk Victim
Kathy Murphy
— Angry Woman
Steve Boliek, Jr.
— Art Critic
John Renna
— Bartender Bart
Tia Maurice
— Shelly
Tamar Lamberson
— Nose Job Woman
Kim Piazza
— Wendy
Sherri Lyn Litz
— Linda
Hernan Caraballo
— Bumbling Cop #1
Andrew Elias
— Bumbling Cop #2
Nick Lama
— Bumbling Cop #3
Bill Brown
— Retiring Cop
Matt Reese
— Shrieking Man