Peter Friedrich
— Jody George
Victor of Aquitaine
— George
Amy Davis
— Sophie
Jason Rail
— J
Richard Loomis
— Mr. Peepers
Izabela Wojcik
— Sabrina Mayflower
Monte Cazazza
— Harrison Sterling
Jennifer M. Gentile
— Maria
Danny Plotnick
— Acting Coach
Jon Moritsugu
— Greenberg #1
David Hahn
— Greenberg #2
Frank D. Wilson
— Farting Caller
Afshin Gharib
— Scumbag Caller
Jenny Hacker
— Scumbag Caller
Rebecca Pearlman
— Caller With Quilt
Abigail Hamilton
— City Office Worker
Justin Casey
— Asian Muscle Boy
Heiko Arnold Adler
— Bellhop
Roko Belic
— Delivery Boy
Christine Ryan
— Lead Reporter
Erica Marcus
— Reporter
Gary Rosen
— Reporter
Greg Pritikin
— Reporter
Laura Cole
— Additional Voices
Michael Fitzpatrick
— Jody George's Manager