Penn Jillette
— Self
Teller
— Self
Caitlin Clarke
— Carlotta / Celia McGuire
David Patrick Kelly
— Fan
Leonardo Cimino
— Ernesto
Celia McGuire
— Officer McNamara
Bill Randolph
— Floor Director
John Miller
— Steve, the Bandleader
Ellen Whyte
— Make-up Woman
Ted Neustadt
— Bob, the Host
Tudor Sherrard
— Frat Boy #1
Billy Morrissette
— Frat Boy #2
Jon Cryer
— Frat Boy #3
Leonard Parker
— Airport Porter
Christopher Durang
— Jesus Freak
Camille Saviola
— Airport Security Guard
Gwendolyn Shepherd
— Mother
Avanti Taylor
— Little Girl
Don Plumley
— Ticket Agent
Peggy Cosgrave
— Ticket Agent
Joseph Amodei
— Ticket Agent
Madison Arnold
— Slot Player
Jamie Tirelli
— Maitre d'
Millie Tirelli
— Waitress
Joe Milazzo
— Ernesto's Guest
Paul Calderon
— Juan
Eddie Gorodetsky
— Big Guy
Lum Chang Pang
— Muscular One
Maria Laboy
— Woman Timekeeper
Ben Lin
— Rope Holder #1