Mary Portser
— Marge
Suzanne Davis
— Callie Robinson
Christopher Curry
— Murray
Geoffrey Lewis
— God
Peter Jason
— Callie's Dad
Brent Roam
— Jesus
Graham Elwood
— Barry
Brittany Eldridge
— Hannah Blanchette
Karen Forman
— Pamela
Dwight Hicks
— Dr. Abbott
Jennifer Aquino
— Rosalind
Vince Cecere
— Tough Guy #2
Jaclyn Dahm
— The Dahm Triplets
Erica Dahm
— The Dahm Triplets
Nicole Dahm
— The Dahm Triplets