Gabe Kaplan
— Leland Irving
Bernadette Peters
— Rutanya Wallace
Henry Gibson
— Maurice Avocado
Al Waxman
— Bert Irving
Dave Boxer
— Dr. Carl Walburn
Victor Désy
— Answering Service Manager
Harry Hill
— Pruitt
Monique Bélisle
— Paulette
Richard Comar
— Customer #1
Greg Van Riel
— Customer #2
Sean McCann
— Roger
Marilyn Innes
— Cocktail Waitress
Elaine Labrie
— Punk Rock Girl
Terrance P. Coady
— Man in Jail
Gayle Garfinkle
— Hospital Nurse
Jazzmin Lausanne
— Metermaid
Doris Malcolm
— Lady Patient
William Blaylock
— Hallway Man
Mary Lou Basaraba
— Dr. Walburn's Receptionist
Dave Patrick
— Minister
Arthur Corber
— Pharmacist
Cid Darrow Dixon
— Gunshop Counter Man
Howard Ulley
— Bouncer
Jack Creley
— Florist (uncredited)
Malcolm Nelthorpe
— Surgeon (uncredited)