James Marsters
— Les Hackel
Sid Haig
— Sal
Christopher McDonald
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Robert Englund
— Mr. Salk
Rich Fulcher
— Dummkopf
Patrick Cavanaugh
— Dennis
David Alen
— Rich Dad
Carole Ruggier
— Doreen Hackel
Kerry Finlayson
— Allison
Alice L. Walker
— Rich Mom
Darren Darnborough
— Clive
John Wuchte
— Dr. Travers
Jordan Peele
— Danny
Hana Mae Lee
— Chelsea
Sohm Kapila
— Nurse Victoria
Ross King
— Lloyd
Elizabeth Arends
— Nancy
Evan Marlowe
— Abe / Radio Annoncer
John Alexander
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