Martin Landau
— Roy Tilden
Gabriel Bologna
— David Brochman
Gretchen Becker
— Doris
Dean Jacobson
— Mail Boy
Richard Lewis
— Phil Milowski
Richard Moll
— Man Nun
Phil Fondacaro
— Dwarf Rabbi
Martin Sheen
— Sarge
Bokeem Woodbine
— Malcolm
Vic Trevino
— Nick
Arye Gross
— Moshe
Athena Ashburn
— Katy
Paul Bartel
— Acting Coach
Fred Mata
— Actor 1
Lynne Johnston
— Actor 2
Andrea Shreeman
— Actor 3
Bridget Michele
— Nurse
Sammy Shore
— Comedian
Kai Ephron
— Russian Policeman
Magda Harout
— Russian Maid 1
Karen James
— Russian Maid 2
David Basulto
— Security Guard