Rick LaCour
— Barry Sagan
Garrett Kruithof
— Mick Hedgeworth
Nina Leon
— Maggie Hedgeworth
Jena Waldron
— Ramona the Clubber
Katie Walker
— Jeanie Simmons
Heather Bloom
— Nicole the Jogger
Lorna Street Dopson
— Stacy
Penny Harville
— Linda
Kaka Birmingham
— Barbara the Scrapbooker
Heather Tabor
— Molly the Waitress
Mallery Causey
— Kim the Hostess
Lemar Sain
— The Scraper
Mike Martindale
— Narrator
Donnie Pitchford
— Newscaster