Rodney Dangerfield
— Monte Peterson
Andrew Dice Clay
— Tony Morano
John Byner
— Preston Gates
Molly Shannon
— Barbara Van Dyke
Jerry Stiller
— Don Giovanni
John Pinette
— Stewart
Rob deLeeuw
— Shuffles
Angelika Libera
— Emily
Kate Luyben
— Virginia
Emmanuelle Vaugier
— Sarah
Anita Brown
— Megan
Karin Konoval
— Janet
Brandy Ledford
— Blanche
Anaya Farrell
— Louise
Peter Hanlon
— J.B. Caldwell
Don MacKay
— Judge Roberts
Fred Keating
— Ray
Gavin Buhr
— Truck Driver
Jud Tylor
— Stephanie (as Judy Tylor)