Purely Belter

Chris Beattie

— Gerry McCarten

Greg McLane

— Sewell

Charlie Hardwick

— Mrs. McCarten

Roy Hudd

— Mr. Sewell

Tim Healy

— Mr. McCarten

Kevin Whately

— Mr. Caird

Kerry Ann Christiansen

— Bridget

Jody Baldwin

— Gemma

Tracey Wilkinson

— Mrs. Caird

Willie Ross

— Ginga

Tracy Whitwell

— Clare

Su Elliot

— Mrs Brabin

Daniel James Lake

— Matthew Brabin

Libby Davison

— Miss Warren

Val McLane

— Maureen

Adam Fogerty

— Zak

Anne Orwin

— Auntie Maud

Lynne Wilmot

— Cashier

Brendan P. Healy

— Park Worker

Alan Shearer

— Himself

Charlie Richmond

— Mally

Billy Fane

— Bingo caller