Tim Morton
— Tim/President of the United States
Jimmy Kustes
— Chet
David Maloney
— Detective Flaherty
Alex Adams
— The Pusher
Greg Cushing
— Dr. Morton, New Cop
Chris Maggio
— Chris Zee
Josh McClellan
— Solomon
Hanna Morgan
— First Lady
Tim Northern
— Busch Light
Steven Schardt
— Statesman
Beau Shell
— Spitz Mendez
Ben Siler
— RPG Knight
Johanna Sims
— Girlfriend
John Wilson
— John Zee