Chiedza Mhende
— Susan
Carel Nel
— Mr. Toast
Sivuyile Ngesi
— Mr. Off the Menu
Shamilla Miller
— Miss Sugar
Dylan Edy
— Mr. Double-Shot
Rory Acton Burnell
— Mr. To Go
Lemogang Tsipa
— Mr. Beggar / Mr. Waiter
Pierre Malherbe
— Mr. Salt / Mr. Manager
Kerstin Francis
— Mrs. Salt
Tiffany Barbuzano
— Ms. Small-Pricked Tosser
Louise Saint-Claire
— Ms. Gherkin Dick
Nicholas Pauling
— Mr. Five Rand
Roxanne Kalie
— Ms. Five Rand