Adam Sandler
— Max Kessler
David Spade
— Charlie
Paula Patton
— Heather
Kathryn Hahn
— Becca
Nick Swardson
— Bob
Matt Walsh
— Shecky
Renée Taylor
— Mrs. Kessler
Sean Astin
— Ted-O
Natasha Leggero
— Nikki
Luis Guzmán
— Jorge the Shooter Boy
Catherine Bell
— Dawn
Jackie Sandler
— Joan
Michael Chiklis
— Carmine
Torsten Voges
— The Gymnast
Stan Ellsworth
— Dakota
Dan Patrick
— Auto Store Lou
Sadie Sandler
— Lou's Daughter Sally
Sunny Sandler
— Lou's Daughter Daisy
Xander Paradise
— Twin #1
Zakk Paradise
— Twin #2
Jared Sandler
— DJ
Chris Titone
— Musty Swamp Bartender
Jonathan Loughran
— Grizzly-Looking Biker #1
Kevin Grady
— Grizzly-Looking Biker #2
Robert Smigel
— Doctor
Dan Bulla
— Shooter Boy in Training
Ryder Tardif
— Young Max
Samuel Tardif
— Young Max
Vanessa Cater
— Bathing Beauty #1
Laura Willette
— Bathing Beauty #2