Alexei Sayle
— Andy Carolides
Siobhan Redmond
— Julie Cordova
Alun Armstrong
— Mickey
Joe Melia
— Andy's Father
Victor McGuire
— Michael
Richard Ridings
— Greg
Nabil Shaban
— Lawyer
Candida Rundle
— Bartender
Peter Baikie
— Scotsman
Charlie Caine
— Mark
Anna Gilbert
— Policewoman
Simon Smith
— Hot Dog Seller
Anthony Barclay
— 1st Arab
Eddie Osei
— 2nd Arab
Suzanna Carney
— Arab Woman
Brinley Jenkins
— Old Welshman
David Nellist
— Doorman
Carlton Dixon
— Dancer
Danny Worters
— Boy Driver
Matthew Evans
— 2nd Boy
Sakinah Fraser
— Girl
Steve Wright
— Self
Alex Andreas
— Socialite (uncredited)