Ezra Buzzington
— Hate
Jason Mewes
— Ned
Lauren Walsh
— Love
Jack Forcinito
— Sonny
Monique Parent
— Selma
Timothy Muskatell
— Poot
Ricardo Gray
— Cleb
Felissa Rose
— Realtor
Alexis Zibolis
— Jenna
Jeanine Daniels
— Hailey
Trista Robinson
— Tabbi
Ted Prior
— Danton
Joanna Angel
— Candy
Tommy Pistol
— Mike
Regan Reese
— Lead Dancer
Shane Ryan-Reid
— Artsy Strip Club Patron (as Shane Ryan)
Kai Lanette
— Feisty Strip Club Patron
Dave Corsile
— Barfly #1
Alissa Koenig
— Waitress
Frank Megna
— WRDAC Manager
Jessie Lee Nunn
— Barfly #2
Luke Y. Thompson
— Strip Club Pervert