Samantha Spiro
— Barbara Windsor
Adam Godley
— Kenneth Williams
Geoffrey Hutchings
— Sid James
David McAlister
— Gerald Thomas
Steve Speirs
— Bernard Bresslaw
Hugh Walters
— Charles Hawtrey
Chrissie Cotterill
— Joan Sims
Louise Delamere
— Imogen
Alice Bailey Johnson
— Alice
Derek Howard
— Kenneth Connor
Richard Vanstone
— Alf
Kenneth MacDonald
— Eddie
Hetty Baynes
— Maggie
Joanne Zorian
— Continuity
Barbara Kirby
— June
Abigail McKern
— Olga
Windsor Davies
— Sir Toby Belch
Kellie Bright
— Viola
Alan Cox
— Orsino
Barbara Windsor
— self
Jason Round
— Clapper Loader
Alan Barnes
— 1st Assistant Director
Maria Charles
— Charlie's Mum
Peter Yapp
— Cameraman
Colin Marsh
— Sound Recordist
Claire Cathcart
— Matron
Alistair McGowan
— Racing Commentator
Jill Goldston
— Theatre Audience Member
Peter Roy
— Driver
Reg Thomason
— Man in Audience