Jaclyn Jonet
— Billie
Sarah Burns
— Sydney
Megalyn Echikunwoke
— Megan
Aziz Ansari
— Mike
Bryn Mooser
— Waiter
Olivia Wilde
— Head Hooper
Justin Long
— Checkout Boy
Pollyanna Rose
— Beautiful Blonde
Barbara Burchfield
— Hot Blond Friend
Liz Beebe
— Aerobics Instructor
Gabriella Redding
— Hooper #1
Melissa Palmer
— Hooper #2