Charlie McDermott
— Henry
Nate Hartley
— Gary
Haley Ramm
— Sarah
Brian Dunn
— Kiefer
Jack Briggs
— Josh
Eden Sher
— Drunk Girl
Neil Flynn
— Officer Kegan
Allyn Morse
— Corn Monsanto
Nick Orazietti
— Fatty
Chris Kattan
— Officer Jones
Courtney Baxter
— Vivian
Jerry Lambert
— Professor Phillips
Bill Page
— Mayor
John Paul Jones II
— Booby Kaufman