Bruce Jones
— Robert 'Bob' Askew
Charlotte Jones
— Angela
Ricky Tomlinson
— Jack
Brian Glover
— The Boss
Anna Jaskolka
— Brenda Askew
Billy Boden
— Ste
Stacey Heywood
— Kimberley
Mark Goodier
— Gary Best (voice)
James Chambers
— Albert Broadbent / Heist Gang Member #3 (voice)
Samia Longchambon
— Kimberley's friend
Alan Hulse
— Des
Mandy Hestor
— Sheila
Seamus O'Neill
— Colin
Michelle Myers
— Kirsty
Tommy Eytle
— Frances
Margo Stanley
— Guardian Angel
Suzanne Hall
— Hotel Receptionist
Paul Greenwood
— Organist
Amer Nazir
— Waiter
Peter McNeil O'Connor
— Doug
Robert Beckett
— Black
Dean Williamson
— Blue
Ken Kitson
— Landlord
Stuart Wolfenden
— Ed