Marcus Graham
— Josh Jarman
Daniela Farinacci
— Maxine
Kestie Morassi
— Sasha
Kim Gyngell
— Stan Billows
Damien Richardson
— Russ
Suzy Cato-Gashler
— Edwina Billows
Alex Menglet
— Sebastian
Wayne Hope
— Service Station Attendant
Roz Hammond
— Burgerland Girl
Marcella Russo
— Service Station Attendant
Louise Siversen
— Therapist
Ross Williams
— Bob the Cockney Man
Danny Gesundheit
— Courier
John Cousins
— Harold Stalinger
Chelsea Gibb
— Vicki Tramelli
Damian Walshe-Howling
— Fringe Theatre Actor
Nicole Nabout
— Fringe Theatre Actress
Penelope Bartlau
— Betty Norris - Writers' Agent
Talia Krape
— Girl in Theatre Audience
Elisa Gray
— Receptionist
Melinda McCallum
— Secretary
Hamsa Rafeh
— Executive Secretary
Leanne Cherney
— Sasha's Friend (as Leanne Cherny)
Shiloh Nelson
— Sasha's Friend
Libby Stone
— Billows' Maid
Dave Vanderzee
— Punk Boyfriend
Peter Savieri
— Gothic Boyfriend
Nicholas Dutt
— Thug Boyfriend
Cliff Ellen
— Theatre Actor
Deidre Rubenstein
— Theatre Actress